It's out of order
It functions now
Your body please
Your turn'mother - in - law
I' II let if for you'mother - In - law
Thank you
I'm glad it's still here
Are you back'baby?
Wow！my hand are lardiffereent from myelder brother's
I've got a smooth one
Don't take my advantage！
This is done in my flower arrangement class
Foryour anniversary
It's so beautiful！thank you
May I help you?
Stir tow eggs for me please
Have the yellow one'not the white one
The yellow ones are bought last week Eat them first' I'm afraid they' II rotten
I know pretty well you are a perfect housewife a fat housewife too
Your brother is a wise man
Being his wife' I've no salary'no Q.T.'no double pay No benefits' I can't even qult
I've to serve those 2 company directors！
You are appreciated very much！
I've married your brother after graduation from high school I can't change my job
Hi' I'm Jang foon
Why he is on in the afternoon?
Since one of my colleagues is stupid to step into the grave of love
He is going to marry
So I've to substitute him
I've to say sorry to my sister - in - law
I can't participate thelunch for her anniversary He is quite concern about you
Sure
Everyone wants to have some nice&peaceful meals
Although I'm not with you now I can send my regars by a song music
Happy
What are you doing?
I feel as sweet as the sugar
Well' let me cook you a dishto celebrate your good day
It's “Goose Webs Stuffed” thank you！
MY LOVE
MY DARING...
I'M HUNGER FOR YOUR TOUCH
How much?
$83'OOO'with discount already
Thank you'for your wife?
Sure
You do love your wife
Yeah！
Why hasn't Ah moon reached home yet?
I've called his office'someone said he was off
Let's wait for a while
What? I do not agree
Maybe'they want to eat with candle light'why not we eat first?
Yeah'just go ahead！
Fantastic！
He is quite late！
HONEY'this is for you' like it or not?
Why do you send me present?
This is a 1 - year anniversary of our date Forget?
Don't you think so?
You really have good taste
Thank you
Your perfume shows your taste too
My husband is back！l guess
Hubby！
Hello
How are you auntie? You want to have the foot massage fo the old?
They are having dinner
Dear cousins
Cusin Mo - shang
She appears when we begin our lunch
Be polite 'greet her
Greet auntie
Go ahead
- have you had your dinner?
That is my elder brother's seat
Never mind
Have dinner together
Goose webs?
This is specially for my brother&sister - in - law
Bitch
Are you clear about the sinus?
No
Ok' I' II help you after washing my hands
Damn！you always ruin my stuff
My auntie gave birth to her at 7O So she is a little bit weird
She respects the old' learn it
Let's start now
I heard no one massages the feet right after the meal
I have eaten nothing
She is great！She' II teach at your adult centre next week
Don't you know?
I can't eat anymore
Your face is too yellow
Really?
Is it red now?
You're trembling with cold
The respiration system is weak too
I can reach that key！
You don't have satisfactory sex life
How do you know that?
I' II help
Auntie' I can't stand it
I' II massage it myself tonight
Cousins
Are you ready? Let's start now
I want you to press sinus which you've just press pressed for her
Honey
Hubby
Wow'are you having liver disease?
I'm doing facial treatment
Hag
This is for you'for our 5 years anniversary
7 years！
Like it?
It's beautiful！thank you
Hubby' I've bought you shirt too
Is it beautiful?
You can buy such color?
It's very cheap！$1OO for 3
How can I wear it now?
But it's cheaper'you can wear it under your coat
Like it?
Yes' I've to take a bath
Wonderful
Let's sing together！it's funny
You sing terribly'you know? How can I sleep? Stop it！l've to go to work tomorrow！
Can you sleep? Shall we do something?
Why don't you eat some sleeping pills?
Hubby
Why? I want to shit now
I see！this sinus is for smooth shitting
Now you are listening “the flower of love” by chan tsai chung
Now'the pure DJ. Of H.K.'Shang Foon will listen the last call
Hello Hi
What's your name?
Holliyok is speaking
What a nice name
Are you linked with Hollywood?
Sure
I can only find myself In those Hollywood films！
In the real world' I can't find my trueself
I fell so unsafe
I'm lonely and lost
What is that noise?
After listening your poor history' I can't control myself' I want cry
Forget about me'go on your movie world
How are you recently?
Modonnal
I appreciate her costume
I love hr lustful character
Have you seen “ln Bed With Madonnal”? Would you like to be in...
Miss Ho'please control youself'don't lose your mind
You'd bear in mind that I'm pure' I'm not wolf Please contact our staff
Leave your address&phone number come and collect your present - a laser disc'bye
Mad gal
I've never courted a mad one
The Radio's Beauty is looking for you
Foon Foon
I want to stay with you tonight
But I...
I want you kiss me once'once ！ok
Dollen' listen to me
When we meet again' I just want to chat
Those kisses and embraces ' I'm sick of that
No
Look at th clock
Why?
What date is it?
23rd of December
Now'December 23'1991'at 2:3O am'starting from this minute
We are together
But I want you to rember this minute
It's so long to wait for one minute
Where is Foon?
- He's left - Foon...
Damn！Why didn't you beg me one more time?
Who do you think I am? You're smart in courting girls what a lady killer
“Kiss me once'ok?
You must have used your ultimate technique
“The double invented Eiffel Tower Kissing Technique”
Please teach me how'ok?
Kissing Technique”is the top tactic in kissing
Since it has supernatural power
To attract any female objects to rape me
Cut the crap'please teach me' I do wish to be raped
Do you want to be raped by me?
I' II never teach others I do think nobody can learn it
You're ruining my life
I think so
But why you name it“ The double invented Eiffel Tower Kissing Technique” there must be special meaning
I'm not free
Miss
What can I do for you?
I would like to find...
Shang Foon
You must be Ms. Holliyok Why you come that late to collect your present?
I know very well that beautiful things will happen at night
I guess you are Shang Foon
Absolutely correct！
You make me feel disappointed！
I guess from your voice' I think you are a sentimental man with dreams in movie
But look at your dress - up you made me fell too disappointed
I've finally found one who feels disappointed about me
Would you mind looking at my eyes?
So what?
Who do I look like?
E. T
Thank you
Look carefully please
Eyelid edema！
Sorry！l haven't had good sleep recently
Would you mind a closer look? Look inside
Dirty eyes
Sorry' I forget to wash my face
Don't you think my eyes aree like... Tom cruise?
Damn！
Miss ho
Our chat here is only the leaser of a movie if it continus ' it
I believe that it' II belong to a 3rd category
All are waiting for you for dinner I'm sure you must have been with the concubine
Kidding！l was busy in the office
You'd have shown up！Yesterday was your anniversary！
You'd shown up！
Yeah
She is foolish to believe you're having no affair if I were she ' I'd never have trusTed you
Although she is getting more and more foolish You'd not keep a mistress with you'that's too much
Wife is like clothe'an old chinese saying I just want some change
Like you'you treat the girls like socks instead of clothe you change it everyday
Bull shit！
I seldom wear socks
But I tell you
Women are like eggs
It's doing exercise'eat
Don't waste any of it
Do you have any responsibility to the girls?
Courting girls need no responsibility but tactics
Just like a battle' I' II win But I' II never keep those refugees
Foon'man should have a stable family'man'd marry
I support the marriage whole heartedly
A man once married Should be loyal to be a perfect husband
Understand?
So I don't want to marry
Creeper
No' I'm wolf
Sure you are
You've a good wife but still want to have affaire you are even worse 'you are wolf
Look at you'a lustful wolf beware of AIDS
Do you understand what are moralities?
Do you feel guilty?
Why don't you marry?
Giving birth to babies are too painful
I wanted to give you a ride But it's too cool for you taking a taxi
A motorcycle is too dangerous my life is so precious
Isn't it safe to take a taxi?
Sure'as safe as condom
Damn you！
I don't want you to play so childish in the centre
I want her to hit me
Bitch and wolf
GOOD MORNING！class
Traffic jam I guess'well'we' II wait them
No sir'they've attended another class
You really love my floral arrangement
I do want to change
But I'm not qualified
Headmaster'a female teacher is having sex disturbance to the girls
She tortures them to balance herself
Really?
She is the new teacher Leung Mo Shang
If you don't believe go up to the class 1O mins later
I' II prove it'1O mins 'remember！
Anybody wants a try?
I' II do it
I've paid the class fee
Welcom
How is the floral arrangement class? Closed?
No'just one day off
Well' I' II try my best to teach you
I know you would 'come on
You are lacking male hormone'but it may be improved
Relax'relax...
Isn't it that painful?
Ready?
Start now！
Help him up'girls
Wait！Wait！
Bitch！have one more strike if you dare！
Have some water
Drink some water！drink
Any problem? I don't see any
Headmaster
I've been late for some business
She tortured me
I haven't seen it
We did！
Let's go
Headmaster...
You cold - blooded
You are cruel
Mr. Shang's told me it's true！
I've been waiting'torture me
Hit me 'come on baby！
You bitch！
I wonder her address is a fake one She is like the poster model
Look at youself' I'm disappointed too
Miss Ho'what coincidence
Yeah
The teaser is over now it'd come to the content
You have just seen “Pretty Woman”'right?
Yes
It's a perfect film
I appreciate so much about the straightness of the actress
What a coincidence'because I appreciate Richard Gate
- Really? - Yes
But I can't find anything that you are like him
No！at least one thing
What?
We love wearing suit and tie
Really?
Yeah！
Would you like to go and see something with me?
I won't if it's not related to the romance of movie
So you have to go
Cause I've to bring you to see some props usually found in hollywood films
Although it's quite old ' It's kept well
Props?
Where is it?
It appears
In many great love movies romance happened under the moon
It's too romantic
Do you remember any movie?
The Wolf！
What are you doing?
Nothing special
It's “Casablanca” really?
Bulgar kissed Ingnd under the moon
In a Hitchcock's film
Under the same moon
Grace's first kiss is taken
Now' in such circumstance' I think we can't avoid...
I'm not easy to get in
I'm'oh'no' I'm not either
Still'we have a gap between us
It can be removed
Now close your eyes 'deep breathe
Enjoy the moon light
Isn't the “moon light”?
We've gap 'see?
Never mind 'the gap is over
I just give you one chance and I' II go to Tokyo tomorrow moring
Tokyo? What for?
For Tokyo Film Festival 'and to learn something
Let's see if we' II meet again
Miss Ho'do you still need this?
Well' I' II take it
Rm3O4? Thank you
Miss Holliyok
Foon? Are you giving me a long distance call?
I miss you'are you missing me?
Me too！But what a pity that I'm in Tokyo
But I feel boring in H. K
I feel boring in Tokyo too
If you can show up now'that's great
If you can show up now'That's too great
Really?
Wait
Excited?
Happy?
Foon！
It made me so happy So unexpected
One word
Great
Isn't it out of your expectation?
- Foon Foon? - Excited?
Happy?
What'd be changed?
Fantastic！can we try once more?
My pleasure！
See? Another one defeated by my “The Double Invented Eiffel Tower Kissing Technique”
The theme song of “Ghost” would be our song now
Whenever I hear this I' II remember how you kissed me
Every time I hear it' I' II remember how you rape me
Go to hell
You are mine only
Sure'sure but
I have complicated sentiment
If one with complicated sentiment loves only one person
He' II be handicapped in love if one is handicapped even you own him forever
It's useless
Listen to me
I've never loved a person so deeply
I give you everything
If you cheat me' I' II cut you dick off
Honey'don't talk to me like that
So kiss me
If you kiss me now 'you'd promise me that
Ok'ok'next time 'there may be a chance
Great
You'd not lie
Your students are threatened 'they qui
The case is...
I understand
- Last time - last time
He...
You understand?
Have you prepared?
Resignation letter?
No
I've prepared one' is it useful?
No problem
Keep this for me please
I'm now going to kill Shang so'kill his whole family'rape his dad
And I' II soon be back
Ok
Shtting?
Yes
A date tonight?
A date with my husband
Enjoy shitting！
Bitch'you ruined my job
I' II throw your cans
No
Burn you lantern
No
Kill your mom'rape your dad
No'please
Cousin
Please let us go
- Your cousin is too old 'hye can't stand raping SORRY'SORRY
We've the letters from Yuan Kwan&ka ming
Really?
Give it to me
Ka ming
Yuan Kwan
You 2 have your lovers respectively
You'd mind your temper 'to plan your future yeah'stay in peace
Well'since you request' I' II let him go
Now' let's go to massage
Cousin Mo Shang
Yes
You'd keep your promise
I can stand raping
Why not dine at home?
To celebrate our anniversary
We recommend Boston losters. They are fresh
No'Boston is a long distance to H. K.' it must be expensive'no way！
Why not try T Bone steak? It's nice
Nice！it muse be expensive too！no way
If you like to eat' I' II buy it from market
- I want fry rice with egg - ok
- Set dinner please - ok
Want some music'SIR?
$1OO can buy many food'you know
No need...
If you love songs ' I' II sing it at home
Don't be so mean！we seldom dine here
I want to save money for you only
Hello
I saw your car parked outside Hotel Grand
I'm coming
Now?
Yes
Boss' I'm dinning with my wife'we can't have meeeting
I don't trust you
I can't
If you have a meeting ' I had better leave
What? You' II arrive in 1O mins?
Ok' I' II wait you at the resturant
What a cold blooded boss?
Why don't you go now?
I want to have the rice taken awway
I' II take it home for you as midnight snack'ok?
I'm hungry now
Go home'cook the noodle yourself' I' II be back soon
- Remember'don't pay too much tips'bye
HONEY'you are that soon?
Captain'give me 2 sets of Boston Losters a bottle of Chateau 1986 too
- the fry rice? - Take away
Ok
For my maid
Why do you drink the wine? In good mood?
Cause I'm with you
Make it 2 bottles 'please
- you've reached your home - bye
Walk in yourself
I' II park your car in front of the gate
Why thereee are steps in front of your house?
I' II make you breakfast tomorrow
Hey men'you are here！
Brother
Sister - in - law is inside the bedroom go up to my room'why are you walking around?
Don't use my toilet...
How dare you take my girlfriend's advantage? She is my concubine'you know?
I'm fainting
Moon...
Take him inside first
Go to sleep'go to sleep
What is it?
God knows 'Let it be
How are you?
I'm fainting
Moon'How you feel?
- You... - Don't think I'm those club girls or something
I was a H.K. Participant'but no one remembers me i've decent job
But I can't go alone'Leaving him durnken
- I... - I don't want to break your family' if I wanted to it'd be a history already
What do you want me to do?
Nothing special
You married him for so many years
You'd lve each' I do want to stay with Moon
But I don't want you to go
If you don't go' I can't stay with Moon
Well' I don't want you to ruin your family
I don't know what I'm telling
We are women' if you were me'what'd you do?
I'm leaving
Don't！if so' I'm too bad
I'm not bad at all
Don't go please！or I' II be blamed
Don't do that' listen to me 'don't go！
Listen to me 'don't go
Don't go
You can't leave' I don't to feel guilty
If you don't let go of me' I won't leave
Sister in law
Don't ask me to stay'my heart is dead
No' looking from woman's point of view i think you'd leave
You are losing face if you stay
Go！or they' II say you've no guts
Go
Women should have guts too f you don't go 'there' II be lots of gossip
Don't be teased by those bitches
Go
Continue acting
Acting?
You are talented！beautiful！
You' II have bright future！l'm sure you' II be our sample
TAXl！
Get in
Get in?
Don't go until the door closed
- He is running our to chase after you
Where are you taking me to? Who are you?
Your wife has gone'what' II you do?
Lt' II be fine
Why don't you ask her back?
Lt' II be fine
Why don't you ask her back?
Lt' II be fine
When will you go and see your wife?
Lt' II be fine
When' II you kick that bitch aside?
Lt' II be fine
Moon
SHEILA'He is my brother
Hello
Please give way
This is the room
Take my stuff in my home
HONEY' I' II introduce you to my Daddy&Mom
Father - in - law'Mother - in - law
You look different'daughter - in - law
Your face is as red as the monkey's ass
Dad'Mom'she is sheila
She nasty?
SHEILA'a English name
No need of Filipino maid！
Your wife is good at domestic work ask her go back to philippines
Dad'Mom'she is my new honey
Why do you buy honey?
We've many inside the cupboard
I hate the King's new emperess
Take her away'kill her
Honey'go and have a rest first or I' II be late
I' II come back early to have dinner with you
Help Sheila' I depend on you
Depend on me?
Never mind'We are easy going
But an old fashioned family is a little bit troublesome
We've never used maidd before
From now on'The family depends on you
But the jobs are simple
I think I can manage
Sue
What are that?
Incence at 5am. Hemp Mom to bath at 6
Wash my dad's feet at 7'Cook breakfast at 8
Buy food from market at 9'cleaning at 1O
Clumsy maid！stop it
Clean our bodies'starting from the head
Head?
Pretending to be great mammal！
How do you know that? My god！What a shame！
We've finished looking the old pictures right?
Now'we'd...
Well'Let me visit your toilet first
Welcome
- Hello - Foon'what are you doning now?
I'm thinking of you
Where are you?
In Tokyo'a long way fro HK
Yok' if you could show up now i would not mind dying
I wish to stay with you now
But I'm in Tokyo
Stop please
Why?
If you continue' I' II be suffering from missing you
Please wait
Sudden?
Happy?
Oh yes！
I'm happy
I've finished my shower
Let's dance 'ok?
Why?
It's so dirty
How come?
Go！Shower again！go！
What are you doing? Foon'Foon
I'm too happy
What are you wearing? Which film's costume
Ghost
Ghost again！
It's changed
Changed?
Which film now? This！l wonder you remember the costume I'm wearing?
I can't
You disappointed me！
I'm not qualified to be Hollyyok！
I' II give you one second
I'm clean
Who say so?
Look at that shave it now'hurry up
Go！go！
Use some cream first 'or it' II hurt
I haven't got it
I am really angry'you've watched so limited films
What' II I do now?
I' II give you 2 minutes
No
3 minutes
No' I want you to tell me now
Listen'this is...
This is...
“Kennedy with drunken fists”
This is also known as “Kung Fu Sun Yat part2”
I've never heard before
So you'd hire the tape now you'd learn more and more
Who acted in the film “Reagan with Drunken fist”?
No' it's “kennedy with drunken fists”
Yes'who acted the film?
Ronald Reagan 'after the tape
Match my costume'come and see me again
- OK - I' III wait you 'hurry up
I'm clean
That's perfect
Why not dance?
I don't think so' It's no need
Take a chance
- Foon Foon? - I miss you
Don't do that - I' II be right back
I don't want to 'but I can't control myself
She...
You are so dirty'Why don't you go and get a shower?
Who is shse?
She comes to have a shower
Doctor 'how is my brother?
His skull breaks 'causing apoplexia'and a little bit hydrocephalus
From the X - ray'he has partly cerebral congestion since the supply of blood from artery is Insufficient
So complicated
Not exactly 'we can call it
Cerebral Concussion
He is such a rare case that
His brain is not fully developed
Since he had a brain strike that caused this disease
In medical terms' It's called Cerebritis Paroxysm amnesia
His behavior is not logical irregular'not predictable
Is he married? Or does he has girlfriend?
They've just gone
That's fine'he won't drag anyone down
But you'd take good care of him' it's a hard job
My busines? Why do you look at me?
I' II employ a nurse for him
- Can he recover? - Let go there and talk
Frankly speaking'the chance is limited
Unless he' II meet a great excitement like large amount of blood flush into the brain
What sort of symptoms he is having?
Included...
Emotional
Paroxysm
Nervosity
Who is lustful? You are lustful?
He is proud' indecent
He doesn't care morality
How dare you kiss your siste in law?
That's it
He inclines to violence
Robbery'money no！l want your underwear！your underwear only！
What? You wear no underswear?
Pre - menstrual anxiety
Are you kidding'pal?
Only femal patient has it
But'he is a serious case 'He may have it too
Also
He' II suicide
Foon！don't do that！
He fainted
That's good！he is useless 'anyway
Hey'what... what is that cerebritis...
It's cerebritis paroxysm amnesisa
Oh yes...
Don't be anxious ' listen to me'that means...
Now you understand?
Eat the noddle
Eat！
So flippoant?
Eat the noodle
What is it? Let me have a look
Let me have a look
No' it's funny
Be a good boy' let me see
Are you sure?
Look'you are funny indeed?
It's funny！
It's funny
What's it? Let me see
What?
May I?
Go to Hell
What is it?
No body there
Doctor said you'd be tied up for you lost control
I've employed a nurse for you
Oh'there is somebody
Greet her
Bitch
I've to go to office 'take care of him
I depend on you 'Miss
Don't worry
Foon'how are you?
I'm with you again
I come and take care of you
Come on
I couldn't sleep
But kept on thinking of you
What a nightmare
I've never been cheated
I put all my dreams on you but you cheat me
Sorry
Forgive me please
I'm so excited because I love you
Can you recognize...
My costume?
Female killer
Almost
Do you know...
What a lady need most?
Tits
No'virgin
I have
Do you know what is your fault?
Who is lustful? I'm lustful
It's too late for you to admit your fault
Those who cheated in the film will have sad ending
Cut your balls
Cut...
This is a rehearsal only
Now ' it starts
I love you
I've waited this fo so long'please say once more
I love you
What a real friend of mine
Cheers
I don't care he is mad or not I' II never give up
I want you kneel in front of me and say sorry
It's my fault
Please forgive me
Kill me
I dare
Kill me'actually I want to suicide
Kill me' I'm shameless i'm useless
Please' let me die
Don't do that'clean your face first
Why perfect couples can't
Have happy ending
I' II kill him'or I' II kill myself
Robbery'please on the wall
God
I'm no good
I've to kill myself to pay my fault
Silly girl' it's not the best way to solve the problem
The mad boy'd be fixed in some soft way
Follow me' I've got an idea
Where are you going?
Don't come back late
Should I prepare your dinner?
Answer me 'ok?
It's no use for you to fool around
Stand where you are
Bastard 'are you deaf? Stop
Where is he going?
Do you want a shower?
Push him
How clean is he now！he make me feel fresh
Proud！this is symptom
Don't be cheated！this is symptom too
This is our song
Whenever I hear this ' I' II remember how you kissed me
Do you know how to sing Professor IQ?
Sure
Sing now
London bridge
Falling down
Return no more
Falling down
I'm afraid that karaoke PR is same as club girl
No'the pay is diferent
But you'd accompany the customers to sing and play games
Do you know how to sing?
I'm expect
Heung
Are you introducing an applicant to me?
She is the applicant
I'm not employing a cleaning staff
She can change her appearance
Yeah
Can sing pretty well'may I show you?
I can sing man's part
What'd I sing?
Let's wish bride and bridegroom a happy life ahead
Cheers
She's cursing us?
Cheers
What's song that is?
Is she kidding?
You lose
Don't drink it！it's not hygenic this has been drunken by him'wash it first
What are you doing?
She is as annoying as my mom
Mather in law?
Change her！l don't want her
She is annoying
You look so ugly'you'd change it
You depended on our husband before'but now you'd depend on your own
The taste of the customers differs
But no one like your style'you know?
You'd try your very best to change
I miss you'sister - in - law
Me too
Are you busy?
No
Well'drink this first'ginseng and fish soup
It's weird
It's good to your throat'and good to your wound
How is the woman?
Don't mention that bitch'she made the home a mess
We used to have 7 dishes in dinner
Yeah
Now'we can only have lunch boxes
I think she steals the money she buys over $2OO'OOO in Joyce Boutique per month
Yeh！$2OO'OOO?
She was only a participant in Miss HK
I can't understand Moon！she' II spend all his money
He'd know himself pretty well
He is not a handsome guy
You are right
When will you come back?
Cheer up
Look at you'you have luck you know Everything will turn out fine
I want to change completely
Honey'do you know where my green tie is?
Which one?
The one bought with you in France
Did I go to France with you?
Oh'nothing' I said nothing
This match
Really?
Sure
Are you crazy?
Why did you turn off the TV?
Turn it on
The fuse is burnt out'just stop watching for one minute
I can't stop watching TV
It's the end of the world
The end of the world
It's torture！
Torture！
Honey' I...
I won't back home tonight
We've an appointment with the Japanese
What?
- I can't live without watching TV - you are cruel
You evil
You bitch
You want to murder us?
How to live with no TV?
If they sign this 'we' II get damn rich
Why my excellent woman hasn't come?
Beauty
Brother kwong
Come over here
Is she excellent? Perfect
Have you had the plastic surgery?
Really?
Do you know each other?
Is he your friend? He seldom comes
He loves his wife so much'he loves dinning at home
He seldom fools around
Really? Mr. Shang loves dinning at home ' I see！
Not quite often
Come and serve our boss
What are you doing?
Damn！Let's go！
Ok
Are you crazy? The contract worth $2OO'OOOO
She is my wife
Ex - wife
I don't know what are you talking
Is he your frequent customer? He is a wolf
So am l！
Honey
My name is not Honey'call me Ching
Ching'how are you?
Fine！thank you for your concern
Don't go
My customer is waiting for me
I' II pay you！sing with me
I begged you to sing with me before'now you pay me to sing with you?
When will you off? My I take you home?
No'thanks' I've my... BMX bicycle
Honey
You've mistaken'Mr. Shang
Your wife is at home！at least you'd tell me where is my green tie which is bought in FRance
In the 5th drawer'4th row'the 6th one
Open the door'honey
Why are you so late?
I've met an old friend'so we chatted for a whole night
It's so dark'why don't you turn on the light
- why does the “National Geographic”last so long?
It's boring to see the fish
Auntie'why do you come so late for foot massage?
Because I'm jobless
I've studied 1O mins from Prof. Ng in advance foot massage so I come to practise
Did you ask anybody to repair the fuse?
So is repairing in kitchen'he said he'd be quick
He said this 6 hours ago
Come and help
Take your bath
I can manage
Can you stop starring at me?
Damn you！you are shameless！bastard！ i wish you'd be killed'bitch
Get lost！bitch'don't block my way
Cut the switch
Has your Yuan Kwan discovered the secret?
What?
You are a bitch
Has your Ka Ming discovered the secret?
I won't let you know my secret
Me too
Shit！
I've been his girlfriend from 16'he' II come back and marry me next week
What a coincidence
Are you telling me that your stupid woman will marry you too?
Sure
Luckily'we have our own lovers we won't fall for each other
With you? Damn！
I'm scared
Don't be scared
My heart beats so fast
I'm here'don't worry
What is he doing?
Why not next time?
We've just learnt how to play Taiwan Mahjong
But one partner is missing
Ah So is a fool in playing mahjong
Please give a chance to play with you
Mahjong playing'what do you think?
In cash
I may lend you
With you?
Why don't you make it earlier?
Taiwan style'mximum 3 winners'complicated rules 'you know?
Sure
Make it $3OObase'$6O per fold
Make it 32 rounds
This suits you！8bamboos
Win
3 in a kind
74 folds
1O6 folds
Dad！Mom！
Good bed！
3 bamboos' it suits you
I want it
Yuen Kwan is so pure
You lack this bird！
Bingo！
8 and 1/2 paist
Let me count'34 fold '46 fold
Good
Congratutation
You are too lucky to be a beginner
We're really lucky
It's my pleasure
What are you doing?
Since you are losing'eat this
You love it' I guess
I think this is what you want'take it
Bingo
Maximum 3 winners
Let me count...
7 folds
I' II pay you later for I've no cash
You deserve it
Let's side bet'$5OOO
We play too
No' it's our feud
I can afford it
I' II win in double
I know you want it
Damn
Bingo' I've got it
I'm really lucky
- bitch'you are so cruel to have all
Are you off?
Are you crazy? It's only 3oC
This is bought by you' it's warm
Please give a penny
Have it on
Thank you
Don't go until the door is shut
Ching big brother...
Where are you goin? Who are you?
Oh' It's you'Mr. Chan！
$12O'OOO'with discount
I want this please
For your wife again?
Sure
You are so good to your wife
Sure
It's too lucky to marry you
Sure
Like it?
It's yours
Why do you send me so precious present?
Today is our anniversary
What do you want? Mister
The chef recommends boston losters
I want fried - rice'plus an egg
Make it two
want some music
Right away
Music is coming
Take it back please
Why?
I don't know why
In the past' I worked and waited for husband
Now I am your lover'you leave your wife 'stay with me
Actually I...
Go back as soon as possible after this dinner
Your wife is suffering waitiing
I've experienced so much' it's hard feeling
Come back！we all need you
Dad and mom will celbrate their 8Oth birthday few days later
Stop please
I've practised this song especially for you what do you think?
It's horrible'stop it！
Sorry'sorry
What's the matter?
I love it
Are you coming to teach that idiot a lesson?
No' I resign
I want to leave HK which made me sad
I want to see Foon Foon for the last time
Yok'don't go
Don't go
Don't
Help
Over there
I want to make a statue of you
For you
I've almost finished
And I've hurt myself
Foon Foon
See！
She knows how to use“The double Invented Eiffel Tower Kissing Technique”
And she help flushing large amount of bllod to my brain
So 'can I be cured?
Until now ' I think you' II guess it
What are you doing?
It's mask'expensive
Why are you that late?
Hag！
Why do you buy so many things?
Your parents are not fair
She bought new clothes for your brother and cousin Mo Shang
So I buy an expensive one for myself'or I' II lose face
I' II take bath
I' II have a lok at my new dress
Are you kidding?
I see myself now
Don't sit like a stone'serve the guests
Shang Moon
You dress so fromally
Am I pretty?
Dad and mom are over there
Hey'Mr. Shang
Are you playing magic tonight?
Are you having sexy dance tonight?
Congratulation...
- please give way - sorry'sorry
Happy birthday'dad'mom
Have a red pocket
Be good
Happy birthday'sousin
Have my red pocket 'be good
Thank you'don't bother us
Are you the nurse Miss Wong?
Actually my name is Ho
Where are uncle and auntie?
They are over there
Uncle 'auntie 'happy birthday
Have a red pocket
Be good
No！it's too kind of you
Take it 'we are family
That right'thank you
Foon recovers because of you
Has Foon recoverd?
He is surrounded by girls now
Oh' I think he recovers
You lose'drink it
Ok 'just a little bit
Foon Foon'you promised to bring me to Paris
Really?
You promised to take me to bali
Bali?
You promised to take to spain
No！you promised to marry me
Kiddin?
No problem'but you'd wait till I get another brain disease
Are you ok?
- Foon！ - I'm fine
What's wrongh with you?
Are you ok?
Nurse'take him up & care of him
I' II serve the guest
Don't let the old know it
Don't shout！Don't let the old worry！
Even I'm mad'you' II stay with me
Are you serious?
I am
Are you crazy?
Not this time
I mean I really love you
- Yok - Shut up！
I' II never trust you again
You can't give me sense of security！
Sense of security?
What is it?
Is your yuen kwan coming to celebrate your parent's birthday?
Where is she?
She'd dress up！
She is different from you'you've never wore a dress. Is you thigh tattooed?
You don't seem to be a man even you weare trousers！
So'Ah So...
Yuen Kwan！
You look much more beautiful！
- Are you well? - Yeah
Let me introduce' she is the auntie I always mention
Oh'you are so young！
But an old heart！She is still single！
Ka Ming！
Cousin Mo - Shang！
You grow taller！ Smarter too！
You too
He is my nephew
He is my Ka Ming
So?
Are you hungry?
Come & eat something
Feed him with milk！
Would you tidy up?
Do it yourself if you want to
I just come to give a present and I' II leave
Daughter in law
Uncle
- You look beautifull - You are sparkling！
Dad and mom are over there
Sister - in - law is back
Father - in - law... Oh... uncle'antie
Why do you leave so long for vacation?
Give you a red pocket！Be good！
Born a baby for us
I can't control！ I'd leave now
Leave? Ask the maid to give you some
The maid is like a stone！ Ask her to serve you some wine
Moon'ask the maid serve us wine
Hey'penalty kick！
- I have to go to work now. - Sister - in - law
You want to go? But it's wise of you'
he loves me more. He brush you off because he loves me
Anyway'you are the hag now'not me
I've not been a hag for a long time
By the way' I felt pity for you
Housewife is such a difficult job. I suggust you to quit as soon as possible
Bye - bye
Honey
Your honey is over there
Go and chase her
Not necessary'she' II be back soon
Leave now！
What?
It's me who do the cleaning！ The window'the toilet'even the old bluffer's bodies！
Now you ask me to leave? Ok' I' II leave！
SHEILA
You trean me as shit when I becaome your wife！
Ok' I' II go to become other's concubine now
We don't care
Remember' it's me who brush you off！ I quit！
Because your whole family！
Because your whole family is really mad！
So'you...
Ask yoursef！
I feel lucky after seeing them
Ka Ming
We are old enough' we'd decide something
Mo Shang'you really understand me. You know what I'm thing
Ka Ming
I come here with one purpose
I want to announce something
I want to...
marry with my beloved woman
My fiancee Yuen Kwan！
It is too touching！
Too fortunate！
Come earlier for the wedding
Don't give too expensive present
Help yourself！
It's all finished！What a tragedy！
Cheese！
Punishment again！
That's too great！
They really match！
Yes
She is too bad！
No wonder she said I was handsome. That's I know already！
Big tits mean lustful！ Bitch！
She' II be whore in future. Now'she tempted my man
Your man is too bad either. He is too tall！
Well' I' II chop him！
Chop him！
Actually you acted quite decent
This is my house！ I can't make my parents lose face
You acted good too！
I should have done this
Actually you are quite nice
I've never thought you are bad...
Do you remember...
we are in...
In the kitchen'right?
Does my costume make you feel safe?
No！
No' I'm Anglo...
It must be Arnold！
Yes'Arnold
Yes'“Terminator”
I come to fight for our future
I've set the program in my computer
First'we will get married in a church
And enjoy of our first night
We' II have babies...
and I' II be a good family man
I only love you for the rest of my life
But you'd promise me one more thing
Anything you say！
Your hair！
You don't like it? I' II wash it！
That's too great！
Promise me' keep this hairstyle forever'ok?
I've found someone who appreciate it！
Thank you！
Get in！
Great
Come on
Don't be shy！
The guests are all gone！
Sure. We've done that for a long time...
Big brother
You two...
We finished it
And hou about you?
Ask sister - in - law back
What did you say? Who is sister - in - law?
You are late'some guests are waiting
Go now
Why you were here?
Daughter - in - law
I've never brought her for night life
So I bring her here'the ka - la - ok
It's karaoke
Alan Tam said ka - la - ok！
I'm ok！
Come back'our house is a mess now
Yeah'we lost our direction
We haven't left our home for years. Don't make us go home with empty hands
We want you to be back
Not all'but just you two want me back
What?
They've all come
May I know your name?
Who are you?
I'm Ching
You are so beautiful！ I'm Foon'remember?
She is my woman'Yok
How are you?
What happened to your hair?
This is the costume of Schwarzen - lager
Schwarzeneggar！
What's your name?
Ching！
- Auntie' it's you. - Sorry'sorry！
So'what are you doing?
It's the magic of lave
What?
What song do you like? I' II arrange it
Let's have the song you used to sing at home'right? Brother?
She' II like it
No use' I tried'but she gave no response
So'go and sing！
Ok！Oh no！l've just changed to man's voice. I can't sing that key
Well' I' II do it for you
Don't lose our face
Sure
Where did she come from?
On behalf of my brother' I dedicate this song to my sister - in - law
Sit！
Please pay attention to the lyrics
Honey！
Don't call me that！ Being mistress is better than being wife
You are my wife！
I've decided to divorce with you
I won't sign it！l won't divorce
It doesn't matter' since I don't love you anymore
When I was your wife'you neglected me. Now I leave'you object. What do you want me to do?
We add some tone too
You disappointed me！
Only one minute?
All right
According to your voice' I thought you was...
That... I forgot it
Cut！
This is done in my flower arrangement class
For your anniversary
Are you hungry?
Feed him with milk！
Hurry up'girl
This play is...
Are you really crazy?
No'not this time
And take care of the old ones
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